Coming up on the longest unemployed stretch since I was 14, I decided to take some friendly advice and start documenting my endless free time. Theoretically, this project will last as long as I am unemployed. Who knows, perhaps it will birth something more useful? At the very least it will serve as a account of my descent into madness. Zeitgeist or schadenfreude, I aim to entertain. So buckle up for a balls to the walls account of what happens when you suddenly have nothing to do!